She just gave it to me and I came in her right away, that's a serious relationship

And she knows what turns me on, jerking off and taking cum in her mouth

How did my sperm end up on her ass when she came in as a friend?

Take the package, and fuck me - it's New Year's Eve, you can do anything 🎁

- First date, and you're a piece of work. - How do you know if you're a good fuck?

You're jerking off with some bullshit again, and your wife has no orgasm and no creampie

Big dick for pussy? I'll fuck and cum in your ass then

She said she cummed, and she didn't lie, she squirted all over my dick

Fuck me till you want to cum, I've got a mouth for cum 👄

He came on my ass, and I was hoping for a creampie and a wedding

Yes, she's dressed for BDSM - but is that a reason to fuck so hard?

You could have just said thank you, but that's okay too 😏

A little more creampie! My breasts were enlarged and I could hardly resist

You ruined my date, bro! Now where do I get my dick?

One orgasm isn't enough for me - fuck more, but promise me no crepey

He says, "Don't!" but he's got a boner, so let me give you a blowjob, bro

Holy shit, you're poking my stomach with your dick! But I like it hard 😏

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

You know, friend, I'm fucking sick of being friends with you, take off your pants

Brother, do you jerk off with that thing? Let me give you my pussy

If you want to doggystyle, you're gonna have to suck a dick first

Everybody's got New Year's presents, and I want to - I'm not going to pump, I'm going to masturbate

It's easy to cum - sit on your dick, cross your beautiful legs and there it is, an orgasm

She danced a striptease, sucked a dick - she definitely deserved an orgasm